And on another note
- after the Manor Tuesday Bible Study Group's post-Christmas Turkey Dinner

Brenda, if I ever tell you again that it is in everyone's best interest that I eat the crisp turkey skin -- all of it -- to spare "my oldies" from cholesterol attacks and that everyone will have more real meat if I take the skin as my portion, please scoff directly in my face and throw it out (the turkey skin, not my face ...).

Where are those Tums?!